Look at yourself in the mirror

Disproving Point #3:

Take a look at yourself in the mirror:

Look at yourself. Look at yourself honestly and ask yourself whether you really believe global warming could ever actually happen. Look at how smart and handsome you are... how nice your glasses look... how great your light blue shirt is... you see that in yourself? I certainly do.

Now ask that intelligent and infallible person whether or not THEY believe in global warming, and whether or not they're going to listen to a bunch of silly scientists. The same scientists that said that entire species might go ENDANGERED.

Didn't think so. We can all agree that global warming is a myth if we look deep in our soul. We can also agree that endangered species is a myth.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go shoot a bald eagle I keep in a cage in my basement.

Scientists have been proven wrong!

Disproving Point #2:

SCIENTISTS HAVE BEEN PROVEN WRONG BEFORE!

I'm holding in my hand a science book. That book hasn't really been proven wrong yet but BOY WILL IT SOME DAY! SCIENCE IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED!

Please pay no attention to the amount of very bright and warm sunlight coming through the window in the middle of January.

It was FRIGID last week!

Disproving Point #1.

Alright. It may be nice and sunny right now... and somehow frightfully warm for a day in the middle of January... but did you feel how cold it was LAST WEEK in New York?! JESUS! Freeze my balls off if you know what I mean (I mean it was so cold I could have frozen my balls off).

If global warming is such a huge problem then how come there was a giant winter storm all along the East Coast?! Hmm?! And how come the weather then drastically shifted to warm and then to cold and then to warm and then to cold and continually changing almost as if it didn't know what it was doing in a sorta frightening way? Hmm?

As long as I have to put on my Orange Snow Hat I don't think we can say the globe is getting warmer. So much for global warming! I wore a heavy coat last week!

Welcome to my science den.

Hi there. So there has been a lot of hullabaloo and "theories" about global warming, how we're all going to die sometime in the near future because we as humans have royally screwed up the planet Earth that we live on. A lot of "scientists" are now wanting you to believe that we're all doomed... we're all dead... like in that movie "The Day After Tomorrow."

WELL YOU KNOW WHAT SCIENTISTS?! I'm just as smart as you! I went to college! And I know that Global Warming is a complete and total myth, just a way to limit our freedoms as Americans. You scientists like to take away all the fun in everything with your fancy and fake concepts of global warming, mini black holes and cholesterol.

Well I've had it. I can prove global warming is a myth! And I can do it from my room!