Look at yourself in the mirror

Disproving Point #3:

Take a look at yourself in the mirror:

Look at yourself. Look at yourself honestly and ask yourself whether you really believe global warming could ever actually happen. Look at how smart and handsome you are... how nice your glasses look... how great your light blue shirt is... you see that in yourself? I certainly do.

Now ask that intelligent and infallible person whether or not THEY believe in global warming, and whether or not they're going to listen to a bunch of silly scientists. The same scientists that said that entire species might go ENDANGERED.

Didn't think so. We can all agree that global warming is a myth if we look deep in our soul. We can also agree that endangered species is a myth.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go shoot a bald eagle I keep in a cage in my basement.